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Friday, October 26, 2007

the best and most stressful game of my life, but my 'boys pulled it out

Posted by Josue Santos at 7:41 PM No comments:

Thursday, October 25, 2007

A good pic of myself in china semi nude with pierced nipples (you have to look real hard) in my tap water modeling phase of my life

Posted by Josue Santos at 10:28 PM 2 comments:

Monday, October 8, 2007

Despite being hit in the face by a comebacker, he finished the game. Awesome!!!



Another great moment in sports history. Nolan should definitely challenge Chuck Norris to a showdown.
Posted by Josue Santos at 10:16 AM 1 comment:

My childhood hero (the Nolan express)

One of my favorite moments in sports history.
Posted by Josue Santos at 10:15 AM 1 comment:

Murderer's Row


Meet the 1927 New York Yankees.
Posted by Josue Santos at 9:52 AM 3 comments:
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Current heroes

1. Enrique Iglesisas
2. Jeen Cleed Van Deem
3. O.J. Simpson (aka. Superthief)
4. Chuck Norris
5. Steven Seegull

Quotes And Jokes

"Who am I to juuuuuuuuddddddddgggeeeeee another..."

"Be thou humble, I am with thee, and for aaaaallllllll your sins you'll burrrrrrnnn, you'll buuuurrnnn deep down in heeeeelllll..."

"If ye are preparrreeddd...ye shall not feeeaaaaarrrrrr..."

"If ye are faithfulllll, ye shall not perriisssshhhhhh..."

"You have no right, none!"

"See Leighanna, that's why I like you, Because you'll talk to me about sports. I don't want to talk about feelings, I don't want to talk about school, I don't want to talk about relationships, if it's not about sports I don't want to talk about it."

"Girl, your every woman in the world to me..."

"I...I just died in your arms tonight...it must have been something you saaaaiiiiiiddddddd..."

"You guys shut up!!! Everybody needs to shut up!! You shut your mouths!!!"

"Why don't you shuuuut uuuppp!"

"Hey, good game (insert butt slap here)."

"What's everybody looking at?"

"Jacob! ...Jacob!...you *@#^$&!!!"

"No...no......well...yeah....yeah..."

"Oh, you must be referring to the old study...you didn't hear about the new study...yeah, it actually contradicts everything the old study said."

"Santosized!"

"Oh reeee!"

"She's good girl because she's sweetheart."

"If you're not having fun, then what are you. Then you're no better than the animals."

"Smoooooooth. You wanna make it real smooooooooooooooth."

"I wish I knew how to quit you."

"That's what she said...or he said."

"Hug it out, bitch."

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      • My childhood hero (the Nolan express)
      • Murderer's Row

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Josue Santos
I'm awesome what else do you need to know. (this isn't trendy because I was the first to say it), (this isn't trendy either because I said it duh)!!!!
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