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Hilarious as usual!
Current heroes
1. Enrique Iglesisas
2. Jeen Cleed Van Deem
3. O.J. Simpson (aka. Superthief)
4. Chuck Norris
5. Steven Seegull
2. Jeen Cleed Van Deem
3. O.J. Simpson (aka. Superthief)
4. Chuck Norris
5. Steven Seegull
Quotes And Jokes
"Who am I to juuuuuuuuddddddddgggeeeeee another..."
"Be thou humble, I am with thee, and for aaaaallllllll your sins you'll burrrrrrnnn, you'll buuuurrnnn deep down in heeeeelllll..."
"If ye are preparrreeddd...ye shall not feeeaaaaarrrrrr..."
"If ye are faithfulllll, ye shall not perriisssshhhhhh..."
"You have no right, none!"
"See Leighanna, that's why I like you, Because you'll talk to me about sports. I don't want to talk about feelings, I don't want to talk about school, I don't want to talk about relationships, if it's not about sports I don't want to talk about it."
"Girl, your every woman in the world to me..."
"I...I just died in your arms tonight...it must have been something you saaaaiiiiiiddddddd..."
"You guys shut up!!! Everybody needs to shut up!! You shut your mouths!!!"
"Why don't you shuuuut uuuppp!"
"Hey, good game (insert butt slap here)."
"What's everybody looking at?"
"Jacob! ...Jacob!...you *@#^$&!!!"
"No...no......well...yeah....yeah..."
"Oh, you must be referring to the old study...you didn't hear about the new study...yeah, it actually contradicts everything the old study said."
"Santosized!"
"Oh reeee!"
"She's good girl because she's sweetheart."
"If you're not having fun, then what are you. Then you're no better than the animals."
"Smoooooooth. You wanna make it real smooooooooooooooth."
"I wish I knew how to quit you."
"That's what she said...or he said."
"Hug it out, bitch."
"Be thou humble, I am with thee, and for aaaaallllllll your sins you'll burrrrrrnnn, you'll buuuurrnnn deep down in heeeeelllll..."
"If ye are preparrreeddd...ye shall not feeeaaaaarrrrrr..."
"If ye are faithfulllll, ye shall not perriisssshhhhhh..."
"You have no right, none!"
"See Leighanna, that's why I like you, Because you'll talk to me about sports. I don't want to talk about feelings, I don't want to talk about school, I don't want to talk about relationships, if it's not about sports I don't want to talk about it."
"Girl, your every woman in the world to me..."
"I...I just died in your arms tonight...it must have been something you saaaaiiiiiiddddddd..."
"You guys shut up!!! Everybody needs to shut up!! You shut your mouths!!!"
"Why don't you shuuuut uuuppp!"
"Hey, good game (insert butt slap here)."
"What's everybody looking at?"
"Jacob! ...Jacob!...you *@#^$&!!!"
"No...no......well...yeah....yeah..."
"Oh, you must be referring to the old study...you didn't hear about the new study...yeah, it actually contradicts everything the old study said."
"Santosized!"
"Oh reeee!"
"She's good girl because she's sweetheart."
"If you're not having fun, then what are you. Then you're no better than the animals."
"Smoooooooth. You wanna make it real smooooooooooooooth."
"I wish I knew how to quit you."
"That's what she said...or he said."
"Hug it out, bitch."
Blog Archive
About Me
- Josue Santos
- I'm awesome what else do you need to know. (this isn't trendy because I was the first to say it), (this isn't trendy either because I said it duh)!!!!
Who's Stalking Me
Pictures
Hilarious as usual!
2 comments:
No, I can totally see the nipple rings, and I have one word for you "that's so hot right now". Thanks you Josh, thank you in so many ways. You know our love was meant to be, the kind of love that last forever. And I want you here with me, from tonight until the end of time. You're always on my mind in my heart in my soul. You're the meaning in my life you're my inspiration.
i thought it wouldn't mattter, if we didn't stay together, but if it was over, maybe it was for the better, but if you see me walkin by, and the tears are in my eyes, look away, tyler, look away
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